February 2012
Crash Curb: The date is January 20, 2020. Millions... →
cashcrab:
The date is January 20, 2020. Millions of Americans look up at the US Capitol building and cheer. Our new president has officially just been inaugurated. The commander-in-chief adjusts his Element tee and takes the mic. “This shit is for Tommy, Vinny, T-Bone, and all the other kids I used to kick…
RASHAD "SUGA" EVANS: “Lily?” he called out,... →
jonny-awesome:
“Lily?” he called out, feeling his way through the maze he now called home and pawing for a light switch. There was no response. He started to quicken, fumbling around in the dark in his frenzy to find his daughter. The stale smell of the house was starting to be overpowered by a sharp sweetness,…
oh my god mitch
howtomakefriends:
a serial killer called “son of sim” who kills people because a demon possessed his sims.
why does this not have more notes.
this is soooo funny
sluglyslut:
feeling squigglier than usual
jonny-awesome:
Of all the songs I like Trey and Brenda the most.
cashcrab:
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure (no homo).
a serial killer called “son of sim” who kills people because a demon possessed his sims.
jonny-awesome:
I’m fluent in Chuck Norris jokes and attend both Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and I Hate School. Interested?
what a facebook
after the scoob party i’m going to need a scoob break.
i’ve created a monster
3OH!3 Doors Down
3OH!3rd Eye Blind
jonny-awesome:
A dank nug with a single googly eye
attn pepinos: let’s all get matching tshirts with pics of stewie griffin on them and they all say “free weezy” in jokerman.
I hate sober people.
potcommunity:
I dont mind being sober every once in a while, I get shit done and I feel accomplished. But I cant fucking STAND being around sober people. They either 1. never understand my stoner vocabulary or 2. Point out my excessive use of the words “man” and “dude”. I dont know how people stay sober their whole life, or even for a day for that matter. Fuck that, every thing becomes too...
yoga4dogs:
If the Jeopardy theme song was a person, I bet he’d say things like, “It sure is cold in here,” and, “What was that? Sorry, I was on the phone,” or, “Hi, Carol. How are you?”
“If you’re a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.”
– Chris Rock on Animation (via oldfilmsflicker)
“Never sleep again”
– Skymall (via sluglyslut)
living vicariously through your furniture
jonny-awesome:
The ______________ of Sex:
Pinterest
Napster
Hotmail
Grindr
8tube
Reddit
4chan
Wikipedia
eBay
Etsy
Google +
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com
Bing
Pandora
Drinkify
ericbarefoot.com
4square
Instagram
Deviant Art
Picnik
Blingee
Angry Birds
Albino Black Sheep
Sims
Words with Friends
Pieces of Flair
iTunes
Parent Assist
FarmVille
Club Penguin
Runescape
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