Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.
Mallory Ortberg, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)

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we just finished ella enchanted and “be true to your heart” played during the credits and i said “is this the cheetah girls” and i looked it up and it was actually just raven-symoné

mangomamita:

also this is my favorite vine

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mick-loflin:

crapyeahhomestar:

the-widget:

Homestropoly part 2! My dad, my brother and I made this several years back. I conceptualized the idea, my dad did pretty much all the photoshop work, and my brother and I found all the pictures and named all the properties. The teen girl squad as the railroads was my dad’s idea.

"All right all you gophers out there. Ha-bring it on!"

-Strong Sad

More pics to come!

Holy moly! In a move of astounding creativity and hard work that is sure to invite many lawsuits, Tumbler user the-widget went ahead and made his own dang Homestaropoloy! Go check it out over at his Monopoly tag!

Will this make a game of Monopoly finishable, without somebody getting mad and flipping the board over? Chances seem good!

howtomakefriends!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:30 this morning. Very twin peaks.

6:30 this morning. Very twin peaks.

satincat:

Why can’t Virginia be more like Hamginia

satincat:

Why can’t Virginia be more like Hamginia

rock-lee:

soul-rebel-impel:

sad thing is, you can’t beat this man in a fight so you can’t say shit about his fit

why would you say shit in the first place? this man is on another level

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Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town

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Anna: sick

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Anna: sick